Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh


(via intensional)


magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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(via hashslinging-slasher)


shopjeen:

when u realize that ur tacky chevron iPhone case is a tacky chevron iPhone case

shopjeen:

when u realize that ur tacky chevron iPhone case is a tacky chevron iPhone case



shopjeen:

me

shopjeen:

me


2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(via surprisebitch)


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

(via laughburnscalories)


"you should act more your age"

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(via intensional)