i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
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Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
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The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”
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A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
Finally a post about dress-codes on this site that I can agree is bullshit.
How the guy can get away with wearing that shirt, but the girl gets in trouble for wearing what she’s wearing - which isn’t even the least bit revealing aside from, maybe, her legs - is awful.
I can vouch that this is 100% true. I remember in high school I guy had a “Girls Gone Wild” tshirt on and never had a single word said to him but a girl in my class had a hole in her jeans (jeans) about where the girl in the photo’s shorts end and she was suspended.
These shorts aren’t even revealing they go down a good three inches past any areas that may be seen as inappropriate, she is clearly covered.
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how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
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